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0.


- lol - oh ! my god she has her wires crossed
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0jxoP4qtNZ4


1.
- north vs south
- they both need to reconcile differences and realise each other's importance

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49D1TLCDXzM
- ####### Thursday 02 March 2023 08:30:55 PM IST #######
in the time when it is claimed that India has been "radicalised", "hindutva" has become dominant
Pathaan is the highest grossing film - starring a Khan.
Hindu religion is inherently tolerant

- celebration of fat people ?
- I agree - we got too much food
- have you seen a fat 90 year old ?! - eye opener 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Y9dDyGLKjQM
- the peaceful minorities were irrelevant
- most of germans were peaceful
- people who drive the agenda are important


- eye witness testimony - unreliable - unless backed by 
- judge got what he said wrong
- Neil deGrasse Tyson

- imagine a race slightly superior to humans in DNA -
- only as evolved as humans compared to "primates" 
- but the differences would be astronomical
- - Neil deGrasse Tyson
 

- sad for you USA
- we(India) are headed in that direction if we are not careful

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/k9_zV1G-qUc
- a raven provokes cats to fight !

- elon musk asked the team to make it pointy because of the movie dictator


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z0dLDSvth8
- Javed Akhtar - on his vision for India

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/c4EvM2CCk-4
- APJ Abdul Kalam - so proud the he was the president
- https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QmjterH71Z0
- peace comes out of strength


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ZN62FnQ3ZxI
- south indians eat everything in white

- stray dog gave food to kittens stuck in a storm drain
- base emotions don't need words
- makes me wonder how intelligent animals are.


- now can understand how he can make fun of woke people
- this guy won me over and I know where his strength comes form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hslTN2BZs5Y
- what would happen if you stuck your head in a particle collider


- are the Gods rising ? Kantara


- women can work because of technology, man's brawn is now insignificant
- allow the society to adjust at its pace to this new reality
- educate, educate, educate

- if life gives you peanuts - plant them !
- that will get you more peanuts

2.
Relocating a bee hive:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/96pdu2hB-bo
- this is dangerous - I recommend protection.
- something happens to you, people are going to blame the bees - for me they would not be at fault, but not everybody uses their brains



- good one palaki sharma


why Black America is struggling:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/slF6pq8bG9o

the graveyard shift:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/--Dswmz4VZU
- get out !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UphphureHs
- she thought she met santa !

- wholesome, 
- when you first boss is the best in the business !

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/HoBOZ4g5C0w
- women biologically designed to survive death of partner ?

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Oj8wEIW4FXg
what women want in a song -- 



3.
This is the most bad-ass things I have ever seen:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/laPfAqRUZ-Q

and this the most badass thing an aviator can do


4.
Hit the nail right on the head:
Chris Rock:
longer clip: Only women, children and dogs are loved unconditionally
a man is only loved when he provides something


the movie is rightly called how to be single:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1zJtO9DqU9E



tough guy to a daughter's dad:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KXG9GMx3Usw


white guy doing black jokes:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NOgtriUqcXQ


dad's a dad:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/_hu431935Ww
- dad about not letting boys play sports with / against his daughter
- damn right


cute twins !!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/RNMDVFhuers
- not what you'd expect !
hanelinetwins @hanelinetwins


They just realised what they were asking their partner to be okay with



5.
dog obsessed with horses:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/toPFdpNA_4I


that 's the spirit - spirit airlines 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LnN10FFVers
- ground stop is not an air stop 
- I'm going to Vegas

6.
Best clips from Graham Norton Show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThJR8DP1SBs

Judie Dench: 

Race winning celebration:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wlQ4Vxw2dGk
- such an elaborate plan

7.
Fast baby go Brrrrrr...
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fD8NpOaF9RM

matrimony market reality - 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/98ceQmUB9ZU

- he's man of patience, focus, commitment and sheer will 

9.
Selling the owner of the showroom a car:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8JNg_AwsIJI






12.
Nice guys finish last - cause women are fools


Parenting done right:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ci2jltphkwv/
- mind you needs !! not wants :D

if you are told that you are 10 and don't need to improve then what you get is mediocrity 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uHeEi5GGT1o
Japan vs USA in terms of culture and results 

you are the struggling guy
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dorJa6GPChk
- people don't want to support the struggle for success 

The matter of fact realism is funny:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MWX-gwJ6dwU

the way you put it; Dennis Prager 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hvNNMFmWJRA
- career > family - that is a lie

it wasn't him:

understanding the other one is important:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FDX7D9JSuYs
- well f***ing said 

personality doesn't need work ?!
- delusion 

being well read is always an advantage:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ks0hQAuvwks

nigga's not gonna waste his time:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xCjB2onwoWs

romania, culture and gender roles:

gorilla society - I'm not sure if that is true
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yqqad3BQVY4


Man-splaining <> Woman-accusing, Woman<>Dumbery, Woman<>Accusing, 
Woman<>Complaining :D lol


Burn - broke guy <> fat chick 
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xH9z8cLGI_g

 


- this dude is amazing
- same thing happening with Muslims in India, I guess.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/XOS5JKkfIjM
- equality in being made fun of !!!!
- woooo !!! go man !



https://www.youtube.com/shorts/s2cyHmwm8Ks
- hilarious
- the vote thing is a bit too much :D




this guy just blew racism out of the earth:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sLSCnfZqwkg
- actually rolled off my seat laughing !! 



USA east coast vs west coast:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u3qJlWQNNxA

he's good, trans-women in female prison
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SVTgO7DiuP4



15.
Icecream for the first time:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/um6IdAp7y9I

this kid !!

16.
Amazing lift created by these guys !
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/DBOfifEWhoE

17.
Ye Draupadi ke time se chala aa raha hai ! Main vilap karungi tum sun lo :D
https://youtu.be/QJsGZe6iLb4?t=603

18.
INTER RELIGION COUPLE | Stand up Comedy | Abijit Ganguly | Crowd Work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjCaL3kQgnU


20.
Double standards got caught:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jGPucS-UV-E

21.
Never judge a book by it's cover / colour :D
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ja3A7y7eMzU



24.
How I prepare for my coding interview:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QPd7nT7ecQI

25.
I don't know if all the stories of Russian nonchalance in the face of danger are true, but this one is absolutely hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hgBDriX7IqI 




Anne with bells:
helps you understand women:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KMT5JWWeVKA

Penguin: Benedict's bane:
 


Chivalry Is Dead and Women killed it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AJPH-qtExc

Woman IT - CEO, does not hire women anymore:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpxmHIaqOOI



29.
Nahi bole to sunte nahi: - hyderabadi hindi style 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5ye7Imt8f0

30.
Matched a beautiful girl in Bumble - Gayatri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMA7SkaoqbM



31.
Banananaaa !! Bethoven style
https://theoatmeal.com/comics/aliens


32.
Going overboard with graphics:
Indian news channels: https://9gag.com/gag/aYrQeEv

-x-x-x-
special effect guy: how much effect do you need ?
director: yes
special effect guy: say no more
-x-x-x-x-


The only guy who can stop Putin:
https://9gag.com/gag/aPZAoxq
- fuse conductor genda swami !



33.
ABS on ! and ABS off !
https://9gag.com/gag/ay9E02y


34.
What if this was true ?
https://9gag.com/gag/ajgPOBq


what if trusted package did this ?
https://9gag.com/gag/aXrPVXg



Well said. hypocrite
https://9gag.com/gag/aDD283N


Lol ! Poor man's sanctions (just satire)
https://9gag.com/gag/axBybdM


The brits got no spice:
https://9gag.com/gag/aogy4ee


Chicken betting on a dog fight:
https://9gag.com/gag/a61ZnMm


Love the title:
https://9gag.com/gag/a314Aw7



Charging station hacked in Russia:
https://9gag.com/gag/ay9N4vr
Russian communication intercepts:
https://9gag.com/gag/aNPDd34
Russian Frequencies exposed:

Road signs changed in Ukraine:
https://9gag.com/gag/ajgP040



This guy is going to be single soon:
https://9gag.com/wtf/ay921XM


reporting news in 6 different languages:
https://9gag.com/gag/ay92wG8



This man is a legend:
LockPickingLawer ! Technically very sound too..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-tKnjFwleU
https://9gag.com/gag/aRrEd2y





Cute baby monkey sucking his thumb:
https://9gag.com/wholesome/aRrr8vj



-- Now he's a player:
https://9gag.com/gag/aAGb9QZ

got ya.. 
cello player.. 
he's cello player

-- Toasts are like parents:
https://9gag.com/gag/axBMrB2
that was savage man !


- this is just too cute:
https://9gag.com/wholesome/a91nyL1

- This is another level evil:
https://9gag.com/gag/ang5LXb
sitting and watching this 

- insurance vs lawyers 
- savage: tinder vs linkedIn 
https://9gag.com/gag/aM4YR8X



36.
A frog riding a snake
https://9gag.com/gag/aKm29n6



38.
Software anti-patterns: How to destroy a code-base
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTCYhbfSAuA


39.
MongoDB promo - cheap thrills parody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vPt7GI-2kc

40.
Pretty good language commercials:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdCYe4FoMRA


41.
Praying to the the accumulator god:
https://9gag.com/gag/ayMmrdr

Maro sale ko; pakad ke maro:
my money is in a different nation:
https://9gag.com/gag/aoMw8o3


Cool dad:


I could do this with Lays packets:
https://9gag.com/gag/aNpGGgv


This is not cheating:
https://9gag.com/gag/abVw2mX







Drama queen:




His friend Alan:
These three are super fun:
https://9gag.com/gag/a8EvZb6


How do you get a camel off the road in 3 steps:
https://9gag.com/gag/a9E4oK1


That face:




Forest Gumps generation:
https://9gag.com/gag/aXo12bD


Watermelon cannon should work great !
https://9gag.com/awesome/a1rn42G



43.
Doston sambhalo mera code phat gaya !!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9QNUcrjtOs


45.
Well, I also do get scared sometimes:
https://9gag.com/gag/aQoD7rK


Cool trick:


Don't worry honey I got the kids:


The comments on this one ! :D




That's a good boi ! Cute doggo.
https://9gag.com/gag/aDdNEWN


Remember those games from childhood ? 9gag still plays them.
https://9gag.com/gag/aRX8zXG


This doggo is fast ! :D
https://9gag.com/gag/aB2Nq3Z


Shut up Friday ! Sound legal advise
https://9gag.com/gag/anQWL1z


Yo this bird crazy man !
https://9gag.com/gag/a9EN92Z



This is too good to be real, but too cute to ignore:
https://9gag.com/gag/apNjMj8


Cars breaking; with music.. of course with music:
https://9gag.com/gag/aWjN5o2


Absolutely classic !
Heights of stupidity !! I love this meme.



Old but really cute:
cannot be sad around good food.
https://9gag.com/gag/aZ0VYnW


Damn kids !


Cool dad !


46.
LOL this bird is funny !!
https://9gag.com/gag/apNgd1b


cute ducky !!
https://9gag.com/gag/aO3QjXv









47.
Lol, daughter asks "can I say a bad word ?"






First day on the job:
https://9gag.com/gag/amPg164


Circus in a running pan !!
https://9gag.com/gag/arMn3G7

Very old, but very true:
https://9gag.com/gag/aV7xo1K
- use religion to kill rats



Necromancer doing an unboxing LOL 
https://9gag.com/gag/a4E1zPA


Small cow that does not eat grass:
https://9gag.com/gag/aYorr1m


Front load:
- I want my toy back
https://9gag.com/gag/aeAgQ3m


I wanna sit with daddy:


I gots to exercise:
https://9gag.com/gag/aXorLW9

- but too smart too 

Best comment 
https://9gag.com/gag/aRXXb2y#cs_comment_id=c_161740164847236635
- actually all the comments on this one !




48.
Funniest joke you’ve ever heard about being late. Andy Woodhull - Full Special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLUFit8815c


Women Can Make Anything An Insult. K-Von - Full Special
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_YyrMV7SuE
TODO: watch


51.
Giant Otters :P
honey badgers of the water
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJrTO76A4sk



53.
How would different musicians compose happy birthday: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S75gYhODS0M

Jazzy happy birthday:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZmPHJPvZE

Happy birthday complexity range:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPRR41BkgA

Genius orchestra and composer: 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLXwpGCn2KQ
windows waltz:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGKwx-BFO0E


54.
I trust my hooman:
https://9gag.com/gag/aRXmVmA

Skiii or board ?


Cool dad !
https://9gag.com/gag/aK6Vqgb
Son's sure to get expelled

Does this really happen in the US ?

French is a funny language:
https://9gag.com/funny/aWjMV83

First snow storm in Texas in yeaaaaaaaars:
https://9gag.com/gag/aV7DNo8

Car Stuck in ice !?!
Row the boat
https://9gag.com/gag/awMn7Mr

Unused footage from a TV show used for evidence in a murder trail. Funny or tragic ?
https://9gag.com/gag/aNpAKD0


caps lock --> new logo
https://9gag.com/gag/aAbdp7E
why is the key even there ?



Alpha particles in cloud chamber:
https://9gag.com/gag/av5GLRE

55.
Priple.com course -- Keeping Up with the Javascripts: ES6

funny name !! :D

56.
Vehicle lunch INTO public
https://youtu.be/42HCIDVk3OA

57.
Are gayi gayi gayi gayiiiiii !!
https://www.facebook.com/689598335/posts/10159229385193336/?flite=scwspnss

Friction ko necessary evil isliye bolte hain :D duh !


60.
Marathon runner - bank robber - murderer !! :D
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johann_Kastenberger

61.
This is a nice theme:

Kids meet:
- a 100 year old
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69HgC2KghBc


62.
Talent hai bhai !!

Imperial march with a coffee stirrer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATGbHjUKnqM


DJ concludes his act with the imperial march:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekgpZag6xyQ
Coment - 
The Court of Demons11 months ago
I love how the crowd doesn't realize the whole battle was star wars themed til the end... They probably thought the Yoda quote was just your typical DJ insult and the scribble scratch scratch was just scratching til the imperial March came in and they realize holy shit that was R2D2 talking mad shit the whole time and everything clicked, everything made sense on what the DJ was doing the whole time. Pure efffing genius.

63.
Lost a lot of funny ones :(
Just hate this about blogger.

64.


Just a duckling wearing a hat.
https://9gag.com/animals/a2WL8RE

The most successful toy ever
- made by a NASA engineer
https://9gag.com/gag/aVwRwZ8

UV purple color changing dice:
https://9gag.com/gag/a8GVG0O

- such colours !


Wow ! That is cool.
https://9gag.com/gag/aMxqx1W

Peewee’s ded!
https://9gag.com/gag/a7WnWnA



Definitely wanna ride this:
https://9gag.com/gag/a6KGKv2




66.
Baby runs to dog for protection from vacuum cleaner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-q8yzgP6Z-Y

Kids saying the funniest things:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPgqEcV5LIA

Parrot playing a game with their human:
https://9gag.com/gag/aBmV1Z2

Salt mine in Romania:
https://9gag.com/awesome/aYyEgbq
- looks like a Sword Art Online Dungeon

How a visually impaired person uses an iPhone:
https://9gag.com/gag/a0N4g6z
- the brain typing is pretty fast.



68.





This is nice:






71.
To find humour in Apartheid:
72.
Moped horn goes moooo:
https://9gag.com/gag/adVOdPj

Samuel L Jackson launches a perfume:
https://9gag.com/gag/a3wAx01

What are best friends for ?
https://9gag.com/gag/a6K9xE2

Mythical creature babies:
https://9gag.com/gag/aYyQ5ww

How determined are you ?
https://9gag.com/gag/adVObO9

Nature just makes everything right..

This is just crazy if it is true


Now now ... 
that is some photoshop skill 
https://9gag.com/gag/aP7PX1Q


And suddenly geography is interesting:
https://9gag.com/gag/a3wAWe5


Would you go here ?
https://9gag.com/gag/aNgvj6w

Oh well germinated:
https://9gag.com/gag/a8Gm5oQ


Casting a BIG shadow:
https://9gag.com/gag/aP7PY5R 

Have to try this recipe:
https://9gag.com/gag/aBmLm5x


Well to have that luck :D
https://9gag.com/gag/adVOV5N  



Russian responses to accidents are amazing:
https://9gag.com/gag/aEPVg5G
Remember the one to a meteor ?



Ye kisne banaya bhai:
https://9gag.com/gag/azmPmgp


The good boy paints :)
https://9gag.com/gag/aBmLm7z

Best costume and comment:
https://9gag.com/gag/avze5W5


That is how vikings store their knives:


Well once you have been to Paris, you can relate:
https://9gag.com/gag/aBmLdbz



Oil ?! You cooking ?
https://9gag.com/gag/a2W875O

Happy to run down the stairs:
https://9gag.com/gag/aGd8LWw





Why are people so scared:
https://9gag.com/gag/avzeW8q



This is cool for sure:
https://9gag.com/gag/aXgN9N2


That is a sad test flight:
https://9gag.com/gag/aO72M3R


I likes the waters drippin':
https://9gag.com/gag/a6KDvym

Feels bar:

Be more specific with instructions:




May be I'm gonna be like that:
https://9gag.com/gag/aMxdnp1

Illusions in ancient Indian temple carvings:

That really is a brave kid:
https://9gag.com/gag/aMxddg6

All solutions are admirable:
https://9gag.com/gag/a2WvAj9

Well, mechanical bartender ?!
https://9gag.com/gag/aXgPmOb

Well they love to sit in your lap:
https://9gag.com/gag/ax9ynnp

- especially trump: sounds good doesn't work

I'm happy and I know it:
https://9gag.com/gag/aNgLV6A



Can you make up a word:
https://9gag.com/gag/an4708o



This is just too good:
https://9gag.com/gag/aWx4NMK


WTF did I just read:
https://9gag.com/gag/aK7GpXZ

Simba trying a roar:
https://9gag.com/gag/aBmyoeP


All I needed was a little push:
- mi tujhya pathi shi aahe :D
https://9gag.com/gag/aGdyoxK



but the comment: 
This a great metaphor for metric vs imperial system; well yeah you can use feet, but it's not very handy


Well MOMs are just moms:
https://9gag.com/gag/aD42MXw

Smart fellow this otter :
https://9gag.com/gag/aGdyxqn

What a reaction:




Ramdev baba se karwao ye :D


Holy cow !?
Is that Australia ?
https://9gag.com/gag/aEP0jLp


This should be dance move:
starfish walk
https://9gag.com/gag/aP7AzKw


Hey !?! wha'chya'll playin' ?

The amazing design team:
https://9gag.com/gag/aBmyzbO

What can I say, the younger one's are like that:
https://9gag.com/gag/aZyZKen

We rocked this too :D
https://9gag.com/gag/avzyVEn


Now move the frog to explain doppler effect :D
https://9gag.com/gag/aZyZKGV


That is nicely played:
https://9gag.com/gag/aAeyLDd
- the comment: It sounds hammered. With more practice he'll nail it.



The elephant on the roof:
https://9gag.com/gag/a5WQ3XO



Now that's attitude:
https://9gag.com/gag/aNgDGpG



Stupid is as stupid does:
https://9gag.com/gag/aGd862X


Police dog after sniffing drugs all day:
https://9gag.com/gag/aZyw4qn

73.
Ranga Taranga


74.
Word play but with mistakes:
https://9gag.com/gag/a3wG47e

Why people why ?
https://9gag.com/gag/aGdy6rX
- famous robots and exoskeletons

This is the most secure door I have every seen:
https://9gag.com/gag/a2WvAj9

75.
In the cute section:
dog and baby - tho detanna 
https://9gag.com/gag/ax9y0pY

Mouse taking a shower
https://9gag.com/gag/awByXKQ

The floating sparrow:
https://9gag.com/gag/aGdy1g5

The title is perfect, copying:
Don't let General Zhao discover them


Scared owlet:
- hearing thunder for the first time, nature is scary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71PD2f1ogyk

Snoring humming bird:    
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uEfmQt34Nc

76.
When you help a squirrel:
https://9gag.com/gag/aWx4qxA

That's some reverse psychology:
https://9gag.com/gag/aEP0RDM


Were you able to guess ?
https://9gag.com/gag/a1Wmbww
 


79.
Kya banaya hai bhai:
https://9gag.com/gag/a433L81

Well well:
https://9gag.com/gag/aEPPz8p

Debugging on production:
https://9gag.com/gag/a433dBv

Ice cream !!!
https://9gag.com/gag/aVwwW5n

1 nigga bite :D
https://9gag.com/gag/aP774LB

Knockout dad:
https://9gag.com/gag/a9nnLR1

When friction is not on your side:
https://9gag.com/gag/amvv0w9

You got to be happy like that:
https://9gag.com/gag/aGddwjX

https://9gag.com/gag/aGddwxz
I found a ray fish once, 
it was already dead

The comments section is humorous:
https://9gag.com/gag/aqnnNjv

That was endearing to watch:
https://9gag.com/gag/a0NNPMZ

80.
Eggless Omlets:
https://9gag.com/gag/aQddng7

Discussing requirements with marketing,
Explaining your framework to interns


81.
The musical train:
https://9gag.com/gag/aXgjQGV

Dancing with the Sharks !! (see what I did there ?!)
https://9gag.com/gag/arVo9m0
- the manliest man in the world (hope you get the Despicable Me 2 reference)

I just hope the dog was trained with love to attack, generally attack training is brutal for a dog mentally :(
https://9gag.com/gag/aXgjG69

Square Root:
https://9gag.com/gag/aqngB4M

JS Dev:
https://9gag.com/gag/aBmgbmx

Why is this funny to me ? Am I retarded ?
https://9gag.com/gag/adV5W0B

The kid :D
https://9gag.com/gag/abGrLpX

Happy birthday to the monkey:
https://9gag.com/gag/aR7089Q

81.5
Cool dad
1:
https://9gag.com/gag/aBmgbZz
2:
https://9gag.com/gag/aj95GbG


82.
Old post but still the replies are funny:
https://9gag.com/gag/aZy3ovn

Tokyo Olympics Logo:
https://9gag.com/gag/awBAGy1
Too good to be true. :D

Watch carefully what the boy does:
https://9gag.com/gag/aR71yqy

Cool dad ?! or an idiot ?
https://9gag.com/gag/aWxYNqx

This the coolest doggo pilot:
https://9gag.com/gag/a8G3XGp

The fly song:
https://9gag.com/gag/a6KO3rL

Ultimate bowling:
https://9gag.com/gag/aqnKdPR

Java Monitor:
https://9gag.com/gag/aR71N32

:P
https://9gag.com/gag/an49doV

Would you throw your baby ?
https://9gag.com/gag/aD4x499

83.
Indians are crazy:
https://9gag.com/gag/aeDMyWj

Meanwhile kids in Germany:
https://9gag.com/funny/aD4xjv7


84.
The last (or the first) water bender:
https://9gag.com/gag/aWxmGqx

85.
What is allowed as a pickup line ?!
https://9gag.com/gag/aWxqq13

86.
Dark one:
https://9gag.com/gag/abG6wOE

But yes !! make your job interesting

87.
Dogs:
https://9gag.com/gag/aO7dY3D


Pigeons:
https://9gag.com/gag/ayeLwPb

https://comment-cdn.9gag.com/image?ref=9gag.com#https://img-comment-fun.9cache.com/media/aAP5WPL/aJxMNanJ_700w_0.jpg




88.
Indian news channels:
5th April 2020 - Inidan PM asks to switch off lights
https://9gag.com/gag/aMYgvEG

89.
Sign language RAP:
https://9gag.com/gag/aO0w1OE
- and the comments section is awesome too .


90.
Four horsemen of the quarantine:
https://9gag.com/gag/a6NArve

Now this is an A level prank:
https://9gag.com/gag/az1p0zp

This is funny, I don't know why:
https://9gag.com/gag/az1nY2K

Finland has a word for it:
- sitting in your cozy clothes at home with, no desire to go out and probably get drunk
https://9gag.com/gag/a6NPGmN

91.
English is a funny language:
https://9gag.com/gag/an5PeMn


92.
Bad day be like:
https://9gag.com/gag/a1R6nVY

93.
Hooman and doggo:
https://9gag.com/gag/aWEyG13

One of the comments:
- Right in the feels.

94.
First half of 2020 be like:

Gangs in Brazil enforce a lockdown:
https://9gag.com/gag/awoWN2B

Handshakes be like:
https://9gag.com/funny/an5wgmo

Graduation ceremonies held like sword art online:
https://9gag.com/gag/an5w1yE

Hospitality was hit hard:
Strip club doing deliveries:
https://9gag.com/gag/aN0bMD3

India being recognised for epidemic control:
https://9gag.com/gag/az133Oj
- small pox
- polio

https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/how-india-stopped-deadly-brain-damaging-virus-caused-flying-fox-drool-2018-133267
- nippah virus

Amarchtrakatha and Tinkle make their content free for a month

Pornhub makes content free for a month:
https://9gag.com/gag/aR0q6DB

Apple launched a 1000$ mask:
https://9gag.com/gag/ae5E28v
- just kidding

Not all quarantines are made equal:
https://9gag.com/gag/aL0E3Xx

Quarantine before, after:
https://9gag.com/gag/aDgv9yd
Puma --> Pumba

https://9gag.com/gag/aN0bqO0
Cat trying to go out during quarantine




95.
My son said watching Trump do a press conference is like watching the kid who didn’t read the book give his book report.

https://twitter.com/Rtreatwilliams/status/1242233918180507651

- this is timeless
- and the comments.. oh the comments


96.
America is a third world country in a Gucci belt.
https://twitter.com/jasminetyon/status/1241923742378397698
- after the handling of the corona virus epidemic


97.
#MeeToo
https://dev.to/ben/cleaning-your-room-instead-of-doing-your-homework-2in

#TheHumanCondition

98.
Cool T-shirt:
https://www.amazon.in/dp/B075M21XV1/

99.
The name PadhAI

https://www.bgr.in/news/iit-madras-announces-startup-padhai-to-provide-training-in-artificial-intelligence/

100.
French:
https://9gag.com/gag/aKxDOAb

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